Gremlins are real, and can be accounted for not only elusive page turns, but also are responsible for making the page numbers in ePub wonky. They are also know to not only BEEP when hungry, but they also eat other BEEPS so that you cannot hear them.
This is a vacuous post, meant only in increasing my post count!
Hoody Hoo! Roll for initiative, Monkey-Boy!!
Bob Herzog, Knights of the Dinner Table