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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm
(and yetis can lope surprisingly quickly)
Granted. A few months down the line you are surprised to see that vids of you walking around nude are very popular on YouTube, thanks to the electricians installing hidden cameras.
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That explains why all of
my hidden cameras aren't working.
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I wish I never got another migraine ever again.
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Granted, but to do so you have to give up chocolate
[or, caffeine, or otherwise a specific "trigger" that prompts the phrase, "the cure is worse than the disease"].
I wish my property was big enough to keep a donkey, a cow, and six chickens.