Yeah, but *my* penguin can kick all the other penguin's asses! (or arses, or hindquarters.. uh, hindcentimeters?)
My penguin never travels with cereal. A toaster, an otter, a cape, yes, but cereal? Nope.
(I'm in a poll! I'm in a poll!! and I'm losing, but I'm in a POLL!! I didn't vote for me either...)