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A circus performer is pulled over for having a broken light, and the police officer asks about the collection of knives in the backseat.
"They're for my juggling act, sir," the performer says.
The officer asks him to prove it, so the performer gets out of the car and starts juggling knives.
Just then, two people pass by. "Wow," one of them says. "I'm glad I stopped drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard."
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