If you're a living author and a member of MobileRead, you need to avoid reading this thread, because your boring book - YOUR EXTREMELY BORING BOOK - may be mentioned, blasted, and sent to Hell to be read only by the undead for their eternal punishment.
I'm a fan of James Joyce
, but when I studied Finnegans Wake
at the University, I found this massive tome to be quite boring. When compared to the beauty of Ulysses
or A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
, Finnegans Wake
is not a novel one reads for excitement.
Keep the thread nice, please. (Remember, if you're an author of a Boring Book, you need to be smart and avoid reading this thread, even though you weren't very smart when you published your Boring Book.)