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Old 03-06-2009, 06:46 PM   #163
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A man wakes up in hospital , bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up a month ago on the M8.
"You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but......something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the crash, and we were unable to find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got 9000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact!
"But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap.. It's 1000 an inch."
The man perks up at this.
"So," the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the right decision."
The man agrees to talk with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day.
"So," says the doctor, "have you talked it over with your wife?"

"I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you in making the decision?"

"She has," says the man.
"And what is it?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting a new kitchen."
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