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Old 02-08-2009, 05:39 PM   #101
Wetdogeared
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Some more bad puns...

Subject: A Good Pun Is Its Own Reword


[SIZE=+0]* Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]* A pessimistís blood type is always B-negative.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]* Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]* I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]* If electricity comes from electrons . . . does that mean that morality comes from morons?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]* Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]* Corduroy pillows are making headlines.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]* Sea captains donít like crew cuts.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]* A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]* A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]* Without geometry, life is pointless.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]* When you dream in color, itís a pigment of your imagination.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]* Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]* When two egotists meet, itís an I for an I.[/SIZE]
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