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Old 02-07-2009, 09:37 PM   #96
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Originally Posted by cassidym View Post
American astronaut is ejected from a rocket ship as it's about to blow up. He tumbles through the air and lands in the middle of the Australian Outback. He's picked up by a rescue helicopter and taken to an Outback hospital.

When he comes to, he doesn't exactly know where he is or what happened. Then a nurse walks into his room.

He looks at her and asks, "Did you bring me here to die?"

"No dear", she answers, "We brought you here yester-die"
Good one!
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