American astronaut is ejected from a rocket ship as it's about to blow up. He tumbles through the air and lands in the middle of the Australian Outback. He's picked up by a rescue helicopter and taken to an Outback hospital.
When he comes to, he doesn't exactly know where he is or what happened. Then a nurse walks into his room.
He looks at her and asks, "Did you bring me here to die?"
"No dear", she answers, "We brought you here yester-die"