wait, wait, i thought we agreed on shared custody ??? what if hugo has awkward, um, questions again ? you know i'm not good at that. at least promise you'll leave your phone on at all times and answer all calls and texts. he has your number (you didn't change it after last time, did you ?).
oh and make sure you wear that tracking chip, so if you get lost in The Airport we can send you directions for escape safe exit.