Preparing to enter The Airport
Dear friends and lovers,
I will soon be entering The Airport, with destinations in Dallas, Raleigh NC, Shelton CT, and Miami. Please, while I'm gone, wreck the place. I expect to return to unutterable silliness, new sagas, 60 or more new avatars for Zelda, and doughnut crumbs everywhere.
Zelda, I will not be taking Hugo and Lefty this time. I cannot afford the bail money.