Once upon a time a genie put an enormous magic slide in the MR lounge.
The deal was that when you slid down it, you got whatever you wished for.
Pshrynk was first to the top, pushed himself off, shouted 'Moneeeeey' as he descended - and landed in a big tub of cash.
GeoffC was up next, pushed himself off, shouted 'Choccciiiieeee' - and landed in a huge vat of chocolate.
Then Zelda_Pinwheel wandered in, spotted the slide and dashed to the top, she pushed herself off, threw her arms in the air and shouted 'Weeeeee...'.