(Sorry my english
A dwarf enters in a public WC to urinate. At the same time, a 6'2" tall guy enters the WC and starts urinating next to the dwarf. The tall guy has a facial tic: he is always blinking his eyes, fast. The dwarf starts blinking a lot too. The tall guy says:
- Are you making fun of me?!
- No, no, no. You're sprinkling me! - said the dwarf.