[orlok]

At two-thirty in the morning a man is woken up by the door bell, so he goes downstairs and opens the door. There is a man standing on his doormat, who asks if he could give him a push, to which the man replies "No I bloody can't! Not at two-thirty in the morning!" and slams the door on him.

He gets back into bed and his wife asks him who it was, and he tells her, "It was some idiot, looking for a push." His wife however is furious and reminds him how they broke down once late at night and had to ask someone to give them a push, and that they would have never been able to continue if it wasn't for the man who'd helped them.

The husband sighs and puts on his coat and slippers, walks back downstairs and opens the door. The man isn't standing there anymore so he shouts into the darkness, "Hey! do you still want a push?"

"Yeah!" the voice replies.

He can't see the man, so he shouts again, "Where are you?"

"Over here, on the swings."