Zeldie, I am sure that vivaldirules understands your position and that you do not have any spare bones around the house. However, should any of the children around your building make noise again and you dismember them, please send a bone or two to vivaldirules.
Yes, I do know that chocolate is bad for the average doggie. vivaldirules is far, far from average. (He also uses chocolate, I'm given to understand, as a treat for his pet human. (The same pet human that he spoiled and by getting them a blue button and a fish T-shirt from the Neko Collection of Adorable Madness.)
vivaldirules is also fond of bacon (fully cured please.)