Originally Posted by red_phoenix
Being a metal chicken, wouldn't you sink to the bottom of the pot?
Being a metal chicken, isn't that what the life raft is for?
What is with all this negative feelings for your fellow fowl? First you had your hopes up thinking the Guiness would inflame the fire on an unsuspecting poohbear, now you think he should drown because he's made of Heavy Metal...
One begins to wonder whose side you are on. And when your fellow conspirators will give up on poohbear and eat you.