Marc (A dollar for your pastry?)[/QUOTE]
A dollar! Only a DOLLAR!, for finely crafted pastry. Consider the sensuous flour used, gently milled by willing llama grinders, the pure clear water filtered though finely matted squirrel fur, the gracious untainted lard provided by a newly slopped pig, freshly laid eggs from orgasmic chickens and the filling, oh so delicate masticated lovingly by transient lemurs. Then the indigent ingredients exactly portioned kneaded by little chipmunk feet into a delicate flakey dough with the filling generously dolloped into the center by swooping pelicans and singeingly baked in the hammers of heck ovens. AND you are only offering a DOLLAR! A cruet for your thoughts.