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Originally Posted by UncleDuke
why is there a tylenol ad on this page?
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Too many sweet, sweet donuts give me a migraine (*). Or, to put it another way...
"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol? "
(
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - DVD sitting next to
Life of Brian for Christmas-time viewing)
(*) Not that I'm begging off the donuts, Uncie Duke. The pain is worth it for your donuts.
Cheers,
Marc