Originally Posted by acidzebra
Granted. The stories are all excruciatingly boring and infinitely long.
I wish there is no such thing as wishing.
Your wish creates a paradox, canceling your post out of existence.
Originally Posted by Sparrow
Granted, they're Zimbabwean dollars - don't spend them all at once
I wish in all stories where the hero is given three wishes; he uses one of those wishes to wish for infinite wishes.
Granted. The genie mocks him. After all, wishing for more wishes, even if its wished to be wished for, goes against the rules of wishing!
I wish for a million dollars in United States of America currency.