Originally Posted by Madam Broshkina
I remember the first song I heard when I was born. My mom sang it. I really do not remember any of the lyrics, but there was a lot of screaming going on. I also remember the song I heard the day I was conceived, again I do not remember the lyrics, but there was a lot of moaning going on.
There were choirs of angels singing "Hallelujah" on the day I was born. Then the head nurse stepped up, said, "Leave this one alone." She could tell right away I was bad to the bone.