Originally Posted by wannabee
Oh! and here's one i prepared earlier.
Those cooking shows are full of . . . well, you know.
How come they can chop, slice, dice, cube and grate onions and not once, have I seen any of the dozens of celebrity chefs shed one single tear.
And how come in any washing powder/liquid advert when the woman pulls out a shirt out of washing machine the thing is already a) dry b) IRONED