Originally Posted by Stitchawl
ProfCrash, since they don't seem to be able to cure what you have, here is an idea;
1. Stand in front of an open window and do 100 'Jumping Jacks' and 'Deep Knee Bends' very quickly, working up a good sweat. Then pour ice water all over you and stand outside in the wind. Obviously, this part doesn't cure you. This part gives you Pneumonia.
2. Go back to the Doctor. They DO know how to cure pneumonia.
You can thank me later.
I have had pneumonia twice already this winter so I'll pass.