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Old 02-25-2013, 04:05 AM   #6152
Bilbo1967
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A man and his girlfriend are out window-shopping one day. At a jewellers, the girl sees a beautiful gold necklace and points it out to her boyfriend. He immediately throws a brick through the jewellers window and presents her with the necklace as they run away.

After their escape, they happen to walk past a high class clothes emporium. The girl points out a rather beautiful and expensive mink coat in the window display. Again, the boy throws a brick through the window and grabs the coat. The girl dons it as they run from the scene.

Later that same day, still unapprehended, they walk past an electronics shop and the girl points out an expensive tablet computer in the window. The boy turns to her and says;

Spoiler:
"Be sensible darling, do you think I'm made of bricks?!"
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