So - we had an employee retire - and management decided to provide a cake for the occasion - and ordered it from the local Harris Teeter supermarket bakery - with a suitable message.
It was supposed to say: "Happy Retirement George"
I don't know who was more of an idiot -- the illiterate bakery person, or the astute management person who paid for it and presented it to the new retiree! So nice to know how much your bosses really care about you!
[sorry for the picture quality - taken with a cell phone while laughing uncontrollably]