Originally Posted by theducks
Have they heard about 'Laptops' Fer' crying out loud?
Don't be ridiculous! Of course they have!
Laptops are the place where, once a year, a good 'Softie can sit and tell that senior gentleman in the dashing red outfit, and retro glasses, just how much better they have performed this year. If the gentleman is impressed, the 'Softie will receive suitable monetary remuneration — call it a bonus, or a gift — and a party is quickly underway.
Now, some say the gentleman in red is a myth, but such a unique vehicle declares nothing can be amiss. For the DMV, like the gentleman himself, accepts no lie. With a smile, and a flash of bright light, perhaps a cookie as he dashes off into the night.
The penultimate grifter, ermm... gifter, I mean... is revealed by the DMV to really have been!
It's Bill Gates of course, who else could it be? Who else would be the star of a Microsoft Christmas Story?
(Yeah, I have no idea where that came from either.)