The Oil of Olay helps fight the seven signs of ageing.
I didn't know there were seven signs of ageing. I asked myself, "What might these seven signs be?"
1- you die your hair blue
2- you watch more of the ABC
3- you can't program a video recorder
4- you drive very slowly with a white bowling hat on the parcel shelf
5- you smell like moth balls
6- if you are a bloke you wear your pants up around your nipples
7- if you are a woman you wear your nipples down around your pants