Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
AprilHare - tell them you're real - and not a dummy controlled by me! It wasn't you in the microwave! Remember - the chicken was wearing glasses - it wasn't clothed!
Clothes can be removed and glasses added.
However, I do not believe you would "kill" a fellow chicken but instead tried to make the death of a fellow chicken (not at your hands) have some meaning by using it to impersonate you.
Or was it some kind of clever Acme product that looks, smells and tastes like chicken but was actually tofu?