The shortest and most wonderful fairy tale ever!!!
Once upon a time there was a tall, handsome prince who asked the princess to marry him..
AND SHE SAID: "NO!!!"
And he spend his life happy and went fishing and hunting and hanging around with friends and he drunk much beer and became drunk as often as he could, played golf, left his jacket hanging on the chair in the living room and had sex with doxies, neighbours and friends and farted to his heart's content and belched and had ample time to scratch his balls...