About Italian chickens:
Berlusconi: I am the best chicken of the last 150 years. I had to cross that road because of those communist policemen and judges who are conspiring against me.
Berlusconi (2): the ckicken saw a big-boobies chick on the other side.
FIAT: the chicken had plenty of time to cross the road before our speeding car was there.
Prada: she was performing a fashion show for our new feather collection.
Cosa Nostra: he couldn't refuse our proposal to cross the road.
Cosa Nostra (2): I did not see any chicken. I did not hear any chicken. I won't talk about chickens.
Ferrari F1: Vettel's Red Bull was already there.
Juventus FC: he crossed the road to assign us a penalty shoot and to let us win the Championship. We paid him for that.
Every Italian TV Station: Belen Rodriguez is having a baby. Her tits are getting bigger.