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Old 01-11-2013, 01:12 AM   #5908
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Why the chicken crossed the road?

Choose your answer.

Elementary school teacher: Because he wanted to arrive to the other side.

Middle school teacher: Even if I explain it, my dear little beasts, you will not understand.

College teacher: In order to know why the chicken crossed the road (and this will be in tomorrow's midterm) you need to read the textbook... from page 2 to page 3050.

Buddha: Asking that negates the chicken's nature.

The Bible: And God descended from Heaven and said to the chicken "cross the road!" And the chicken crossed the road. And God saw that it was good.

Socrates: Do you know what a chicken is?

Plato: Because he wanted to get out of the cave.

Aristotle: It is in chickens nature to cross the road.

Machiavelli: The question is the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justify the means.

Columbus: To go where not other chicken has gone before.

Descartes: The chicken crossed the road and then existed.

Shakespeare: To be.

Darwin: Over long periods of time, chickens have been naturally selected so they now have a genetic disposition to cross roads.

Einstein: If the chicken has crossed the road, or the road has moved below the chicken's feet, depends on your frame of reference.

Freud: The fact that you are worried because the chicken crosses or not the road reveals your own sexual insecurities.

Paulo Coelho: The entire universe conspired to make the chicken cross the road.

Martin Luther King: I have a dream that one day this nation will stop questioning if the chicken crossed the road or not.

Fidel Castro: Chickens can only cross roads inside Cuba... and only if they are chased by a Yankee.

Hugo Chavez: The chicken crossed the road because he is a puppy of the Empire... I smell of sulphur.

George W. Bush: The &*?@! bastard chicken crossed the road because he hates American people. And he hates us because we love freedom... But we got him... God bless the U.S.A.

Barack Obama: The chicken crossed the road because he wanted change.

Yoda: Temptation of dark side of the force strong is. Chicken could not resist and the road crossed was.

Homer Simpson: mmmm... chicken!
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