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Why the chicken crossed the road?
Choose your answer.
Elementary school teacher: Because he wanted to arrive to the other side.
Middle school teacher: Even if I explain it, my dear little beasts, you will not understand.
College teacher: In order to know why the chicken crossed the road (and this will be in tomorrow's midterm) you need to read the textbook... from page 2 to page 3050.
Buddha: Asking that negates the chicken's nature.
The Bible: And God descended from Heaven and said to the chicken "cross the road!" And the chicken crossed the road. And God saw that it was good.
Socrates: Do you know what a chicken is?
Plato: Because he wanted to get out of the cave.
Aristotle: It is in chickens nature to cross the road.
Machiavelli: The question is the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justify the means.
Columbus: To go where not other chicken has gone before.
Descartes: The chicken crossed the road and then existed.
Shakespeare: To be.
Darwin: Over long periods of time, chickens have been naturally selected so they now have a genetic disposition to cross roads.
Einstein: If the chicken has crossed the road, or the road has moved below the chicken's feet, depends on your frame of reference.
Freud: The fact that you are worried because the chicken crosses or not the road reveals your own sexual insecurities.
Paulo Coelho: The entire universe conspired to make the chicken cross the road.
Martin Luther King: I have a dream that one day this nation will stop questioning if the chicken crossed the road or not.
Fidel Castro: Chickens can only cross roads inside Cuba... and only if they are chased by a Yankee.
Hugo Chavez: The chicken crossed the road because he is a puppy of the Empire... I smell of sulphur.
George W. Bush: The &*?@! bastard chicken crossed the road because he hates American people. And he hates us because we love freedom... But we got him... God bless the U.S.A.
Barack Obama: The chicken crossed the road because he wanted change.
Yoda: Temptation of dark side of the force strong is. Chicken could not resist and the road crossed was.
Homer Simpson: mmmm... chicken!
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