Originally Posted by Fbone
A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.
She commented, “I don’t think that’s going to help.”
“Sure it will.” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
Little Susie is standing on the bathroom scales.
"Does it hurt?" says Little Johnny.
"No," says Susie. "Why should it hurt?"
"Well," says Johnny, "every time mummy stands on there she screams her head off."