Originally Posted by CRussel
No, WE'RE not the murders, someone already did that.
Meanwhile, you should be showing that roast chicken as an empty carcass, which is perfect for tossing in the pot for soup.
If you all can figure out who did murder me, you'll have a shiny new reader to accompany your cuppa!
And no one's tossing me in a pot for soup! I still have my glasses - and can see you coming!