Originally Posted by Freeshadow
The video documenting the fulfillment of your wish: "foursome with fried chicken" ends up on 4chan.
Wish I were dead now without harming anybody (hard to corrupt eh?)
Granted. You die alone, after enduring a lonely, forgotten, no-one-cared-about-you existence and your corpse is never found. It is like you never existed.
I wish I had a cookie.