Seriously, what do people have against panda poo? How do you know it stinks? Where are people getting all these pandas, not to mention their poo?
Anyway, why not save the money, grab the HTML version
from Project Gutenberg, run it through FangornUK's Gutenlrf script
, and enjoy your own beautifully-formatted labor of love?
I do not expect an answer.
Then it is probably a good thing I completely ignored the kindle-related part, huh?