Originally Posted by nogle
Your lazy programmers are not implementing the features I require on any schedule let alone the one I am demanding. You have left me no other choice. I will now be implementing my plan to let loose a troop of monkeys wearing shearling coats. Be warned, my initial test targeted Ikea and was a huge success!
I have cleverly hidden my manifesto on the internet so that it can't be found I fully expect you to locate it and do what it requires of you. Else the monkeys are coming!
To cover my tracks, I have hijacked another users account so that I can't be traced.
Dear Forum Members,
I hereby withdraw my threat.
It seems Kobo has threatened me with the implementation of Kobo Monkeys...