Originally Posted by vugtitan
others have claimed the software developers lurk here but they have not put themselves forward suggesting their lack of empathy or lack of ability.
this suggests that they need someone to focus them as by now they would have realized a basic need and a lack thereof.
i have started a petition some where else which is a secret place as i do not want spoil sports following me and try to cast ink into my clear vision with their egocentric selfishness.
Your lazy programmers are not implementing the features I require on any schedule let alone the one I am demanding. You have left me no other choice. I will now be implementing my plan to let loose a troop of monkeys wearing shearling coats. Be warned, my initial test targeted Ikea and was a huge success!
I have cleverly hidden my manifesto on the internet so that it can't be found I fully expect you to locate it and do what it requires of you. Else the monkeys are coming!
To cover my tracks, I have hijacked another users account so that I can't be traced.