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Old 12-15-2012, 11:57 AM   #5781
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Deaf Italian Bookkeeper


A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him

Out of $10,000,000.00.

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first

Place.

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to

Testify in court.


When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10

Million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!


The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer

Tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking

About". The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and

Says, "Ask him again and tell him if he doesn't answer I'll kill him!"


The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown

Briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"





The lawyer replies,


"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."



Don't you just love lawyers?

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