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Old 12-14-2012, 12:47 AM   #1659
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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc View Post
Dear Santa:

I've been a very good chicken this year -- despite the non-stop attempts to consume me by my "friends" - so I think I deserve a nice gift in my stocking. How about a plane ticket to an unnamed location where I can be safe from attempts on my drumsticks? A gift certificate for the Witness Protection Program would be useful too. Or maybe you could use another elf?

Thanking you in advance
Poohbear
I must (not) regret to say that there's nowhere on Earth where a chicken can be safe from consumption. All around the globe, tasty chicken is what people seek.
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