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Old 12-13-2012, 03:42 PM   #5776
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"A Cat That Went To Heaven"

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her
at the gates and said, 'You have been a good
cat all these years. Anything you want is yours
for the asking.'

The cat thought for a minute and then said 'All
my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden
floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'
God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a
huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident
and they all went to Heaven together. God met the
mice at the gates with the same offer that He made
to the cat. The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run
all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with
brooms! If we could just have some little skate boards,
we would not have to run again.' God answered, 'It is
done.' All the mice had beautiful skate boards.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat.
He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.. God
gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay?
How have you been doing? Are you happy?'

The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been
so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little
Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!
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