Originally Posted by Dylrob
It's a stupid reality show (excuse the redundancy) on A&E called Duck Dynasty.
While visiting relatives over Thanksgiving, I was being pestered by a nephew who kept asking if I watched: Jersey Shore, Duck Dynasty, Honey Boo-boo (you get the drift). After a long series of "no" answers to his questions he finally asked, "Why don't you watch any of these shows?"
I answered him, "I don't know... maybe too much self respect?"
To my relief, my brother-in-law commented, "Awesome answer."