Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
*whipping up a huge pot of Kraft mac & cheese*
[a staple of my college diet!]
*setting it out as a decoy*
Come & get it!
*running out the back door*
I wonder, did you make that Kraft macaroni and cheese with real butter?
*Solitaire1 examines the macaroni and cheese...shudders...*
You used margarine! Only 100% real butter is acceptable!
*Solitaire1 is so turned off that he seeks out other food...chicken!*