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Vampires are from Venus, Werewolves are from Mars: A Comprehensive Guide to Attracting Supernatural Love by Vera Nazarian
The critically acclaimed author of MANSFIELD PARK AND MUMMIES tackles a hilarious new parody topic -- supernatural relationship advice!
Admit it, you've secretly dreamed of dating a sexy brooding vampire or an alpha werewolf...
But what about dating zombies, mummies, angels, fairies, demons, ghosts, random spotted aliens with tentacles, or other random metaphysical impossibilities?
Furthermore, what if those paranormal beings in turn dreamed of dating each other -- each one in search of their own supernatural soul mates?
The answer lies, as usual, in the planets, and the entire solar system of planetary harmonic alignment.
Take the supernatural compatibility test and discover your own soul planet.
Discover what planet rules which supernatural species, and which paranormal personality combinations offer the most compatibility to each other -- and to you.
And then, be matched with the supernatural soul mate of your wildest dreams!
It's all in here!
Plus, as a special bonus, discover the Supernatural Matchmaker's greatest advice -- the Love Secret.