Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
My cat is a juvenile delinquent! She's a thief! And we can't find her stash!
It started with pens from the kitchen table.
Then my ear buds from my Kindle Fire.
Then her own collar.
Now several small "stocking stuffer" gifts have vanished!
And another pen!
Threatening her with legal action makes her fall asleep!
Bring her here... Ve haf ways of making her meow....