What a load of rubbish printed recently.
I've just come back from the North Pole (which I took the win with me),
got delayed coming back because the ice melted, and had to wait for it to re-freeze. Both myself and the 'Real Win' had a nice time, but the win was stolen by a polar bear.
As I had promised to protect the win (see my post on September 10), I had to fight the polar bear for it.
As I have now returned it is obvious that I won it back.
Whoever has the substitute (and false win) can now dispose of it, because the real win is now back with me, just in time for Christmas.
