Originally Posted by NightBird
A reviewer says I should read this in a locked room.
Unfortunately, I consider it very troublesome that every time I decide to read this, I must get up and lock my room. And which room is he talking about? The kitchen? The master bedroom? The bathroom - and this is where I read with the light out, which another person suggested I do before reading that
I suppose reading on the terrace is completely out of the question, as there is no lock to contend with unless, of course, he means I should lock myself out of my own house.
What's next? I should read only in my dinner jacket? Or wearing only my underwear?
I'm really very confused right now, because I would like to read this book.