Kittenhood: Orientation ~ Must-read for kittens everywhere
Kittenhood: Orientation at Amazon
By Socks McDuff (@SocksMcDuff
Kittens are born into a strange and fascinating environment that can quickly become terrifying without a helping paw. Why is your primate holding a tiny superhero costume in front of you and smiling? What you should do about it? Kittenhood: Orientation should be the first book every kitty reads.
At around 27 pages in length, this tome may stretch the average kitten's attention span to the breaking point, but the treasure trove of intel it contains is worth the trouble. The vast intellectual wasteland before you is known as humanity, and your sojourn in their presence is not a punishment. You are the vanguard of the future. You are the hope of the earth. And you are not alone.
Socks McDuff, spymaster and author, lived a life of espionage before dedicating his life to training you, the next generation of covert operatives. While other cats might spend their retirement resting their harbles in a nice sunspot, Socks will not rest (more than 19 hours a day) until his task is complete.
Last edited by David Marseilles; 11-20-2012 at 09:16 PM.