I got Fishing in Brains for an Eye with Teeth. The title is certainly intriguing, in a disgusting sort of way that I like. Thank you!
I'll read this one in the bathroom, where the light is so bright I sometimes think I'm in surgery.
“How to Write the First 3 Paragraphs of YOUR Indie Novel” - by Max Waxwelp1) Always write 3 sentences of exposition; 2) now create some dialogue, preferably no more than 2 sentences; and 3) make certain the dialogue is either inane or humorous. Example:
“Bob, I did not know you wore yellow suspenders,” Sally remarked.
“Gee, Sally, those are not suspenders. I am wearing yellow underwear today,” Bob revealed.
The dialogue above will help produce at least 100 more pages of dialogue.