B&N has it as an ebook, as well,
Here's the old cover I remember so well. Unfortunately, I no longer have a copy. I remember reading it as a teenager and enjoying it very much.
“How to Write the First 3 Paragraphs of YOUR Indie Novel” - by Max Waxwelp1) Always write 3 sentences of exposition; 2) now create some dialogue, preferably no more than 2 sentences; and 3) make certain the dialogue is either inane or humorous. Example:
“Bob, I did not know you wore yellow suspenders,” Sally remarked.
“Gee, Sally, those are not suspenders. I am wearing yellow underwear today,” Bob revealed.
The dialogue above will help produce at least 100 more pages of dialogue.
Last edited by Dr. Drib; 11-13-2012 at 05:53 AM.