Do you look forward to having bloodshot eyeballs?
Tired of reading about slow-walking ambulatory zombies
enduring slobbery wet kisses from your girlfriend or boyfriend?
If you answered "YES!" to the above, then I can help you!
This gigantic epistolary novel is waiting right now for your reading displeasure.
Test your patience!
Enjoy the torture!
Tomorrow may be too late!
*Void where ebooks are sold. Available only in a paper edition.
Dr. Drib (actually, I'm a huge Barth fan)